HUMOROUS PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

June 2020

Sample humorous product descriptions for a fictional stationary store.

The fictional client does not take themselves too seriously and is not afraid to poke fun at its customers. This in-your-face sense of humor is what keeps customers coming back for more. Customers get a kick from the funny product descriptions but also trust all important details are provided. 

Image by Catherine Heath
 

THE EXECUTIVE PEN

Executive Pen

Strike fear into both clients and co-workers when you bust out "The Executive" to sign contracts and expense reports. Boasting a mahogany body with gold cap, this pen will both amaze and intimidate.

Available in black and blue ink, replacement cartridges available 

2020 PLANNER

Schedule

Pretend for a second that you are in control of your life with this gorgeous leather bound 2020 agenda.  Enjoy planning events that will cancelled at the last minute, and write down goals you'll forget halfway through the year. 

Includes monthly and weekly agenda inserts, black ink pen and a sticky notes. 

GLUE PEN

Glue Pen

Is slime still a thing? Or did we leave slime behind in 2019?

This handsome glue pen contains 3.5 oz of clear glue. Perfect for - you know - gluing paper together! 

..or makingsome slime, if that's still your thing.

Weirdo.